Hey, Miz Pantz, where's 12/26/12? You can't just randomly skip your Wednesday just because who knows what. You have people out here waiting for your funny words, your crazy stories, your cutie-pie pictures. Not fair. You have an obligation to your fans. Do you think Taylor Swift skips out on HER blog day? Or Billy Crystal? Of course not. So, Missie Minnie, get on the computer and BLOG! xo
Hmmm, Roseanne! Wow, I'm so thrilled to have you as a reader. As a performer and comic, I'm sure you can completely relate to the massive pressures that come with pleasing the public, and the subsequent need to take a little family vacation from time to time. I'm so sorry to disappoint you this week, but I am unfortunately (for you) out of town and without a computer until next week. Now had I known that the only person who actually reads my blog is Roseanne Barr, former presidential candidate herself, I would have taken my vacation less lightly. But Roseanne Barr, since you do appear to be my only fan, I'd love to take this opportunity to shame you in regards to the fact that your fan-dom is clearly half-assed and not up to "#1 Fan" status quite yet. If you were my #1 Fan, you would have seen my message on the LadyPantz Facebook page last week addressing the fact that we at LadyPantz would be going dark and you'd just have to wait till the new year for any kind of communication.
Get it together, Roseanne Barr. I expect more from you.
Har-har-har, snort, scratch,scratch....... touche'....... but FB is just too much trouble when you're old like me. Plus, everybody wants to be my friend, and I don't want to be everybody's friend, only certain everybodys. Anyway, I should have known you were "in the dark", but not knowing does not bring me shame. Are you kidding? Roseanne learned what a waste that is....... long time ago. Looking forward to January 2, 2013. Let the fun begin!!!!!!!! xoxoxox
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