1.The Chase cash back spokesperson singing an alternate version of “Footloose”. Were we not all in agreement that this was already an awful song, and did not need to be altered to fit a bank’s debit card’s reward system? Come on.
2. Seriously. What is this, 1997? She looks like the “before” photo in every hair commercial, without the “after”.
3. Any Mitt Romney endorsement ad.
4. The Verizon commercials with the focus group. Those people look so pissed off that they are being spoken to as if they were a group of 4 year olds. That smarmy dude with his dumbed down graph can suck a big one.
5. The Fancy Feast engagement commercial. You know what, Fancy Feast, oddly enough, the vomit this commercial induced looked a lot like what you sell in those tiny tin cans. The fact that this company has the budget to make a minute long commercial where the cat food itself makes an appearance only at the end makes me very angry. And this ad is obviously geared towards women. Which makes me even angrier. They too can suck a big one.